Four Average Movies That Do Not Get Any Better the Second Time Around

Copyright © 2007 Ed BagleyWriting by Tom Schulman, and garnered three
Here are four average movies that do not getother Academy nominations: Robin Williams for
any better the second time around:Best Actor, Peter Weir for Best Director and
Anger Management - 2 Stars (Average)Best Picture.
Anger Management brings young Adam SandlerThe Emperor's Club was not even noticed at
together with old Jack Nicholson in a dippyawards time.
comedy that borders on a romantic comedyThe Fast and the Furious - 2 Stars (Average)
without the dramatic bent.The Fast and the Furious is an action flick for
Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is a businessmanguys featuring street car racing, macho wannabe
who is wrongly sentenced to anmen and mindless activity that sends a terrible
anger-management program following an incidentmessage to every mixed up teenager who is out
on airline flight, but insult is added to injury whenof control and looking for trouble.
Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson), an aggressive,Yes, the cars are great, yes, the race scenes are
unorthodox therapist, becomes his live interrific for a fantasy world, and no, this film has
roommate during rehabilitation.no redeeming quality worth talking about. It is, in a
This film is dominated by Nicholson, has a scriptword, stupid, and glorifies a stupid activity.
that begs for better lines, and becomes annoyingThe Fast and the Furious picked up some minor
after awhile, which is very similar to Nicholson'sawards for cinematography and music, but lacks
character in the movie. I am not altogether suresubstance and gets low marks for bad behavior.
this movie would not have been better if theSave your money on the sequel.
roles of Nicholson and Sandler were reversed.Five Easy Pieces - 2 Stars (Average)
Imagine Nicholson as a problematic,Five Easy Pieces was made in 1970 and 36 years
anger-management reprobate (not hard to do)later has become a cult film in the sense that it
and Sandler as a recent psychiatrist grad about toengenders a misplaced or excessive admiration
deal with his first real patient (easy to do). Ibecause of an actor named Jack Nicholson and a
propose this because I felt very little chemistryrestaurant scene that suggests humor but
between Nicholson and Sandler as they were cast.exhibits rage.
Anger Management is not a film I would seeRobert Dupea (Jack Nicholson) is a successful
twice under any circumstances. Apparently a lotclassical pianist from a well-to-do family who
of judges felt the same way as awards werebecomes a worthless piece of nothing on his way
really absent for this effort.to nowhere about 1,000 miles an hour. Dupea
The Emperor's Club - 2 Stars (Average)becomes one troubled and sad person who ends
The Emperor's Club reminds me of the aspirationsup as a trashy oil rigger.
of people starting out in life and theDupea surrounds himself with enough
disappointment that inevitably comes when forcingdysfunctional people to field a basketball team.
one's ideas upon another.One of Dupea's lines in the movie says a lot: "I
William Hundert (Kevin Kline) is a passionate andmove around a lot, not because I'm looking for
principled classics professor who finds his worldanything really, but 'cause I'm getting away from
challenged when a new student, Sedgewick Bellthings that get bad if I stay." Dupea just needs to
(Emile Hirsch), comes into his class. A battle ofgrow up and stop feeling sorry for himself; he
wills ensues.simply cannot come to terms with life and what it
The Emperor's Club needed a better script andhas to offer.
suffered from the lack of a female presence.Nicholson does a great job with his role in the film
Who wants to watch a bunch of guys being(he gets his second Oscar nomination for Best
smart asses? This gets to be about as interestingActor), but the script, story, ending and
as watching flour turn brown.everything else about Five Easy Pieces is negative
The Emperor's Club was not unlike the Deadand worthless. The message of the film is just a
Poet's Society with Robin Williams as Englishsad, sorry excuse for living.
professor John Keating, except Williams does aNicholson becomes a major force in acting during
better acting job than Kline.Five Easy Pieces. He goes on to earn no less than
The message of The Emperor's Club is negative2 Best Actor Oscars (One Flew Over the
and undermining; the message of Dead Poet'sCuckoo's Nest and As Good As It Gets), 1 Best
Society is uplifting and encouraging.Supporting Actor Oscar (Terms of Endearment)
Dead Poet's Society earned an Oscar for Bestand no less than 9 other Best Actor nominations.