| Running out of good ideas for Christmas gifts for | | | | again) one of his or her delicious cookies. |
| your son or daughter's elementary school | | | | 4. Rice Krispies Treats decorated into different |
| teacher? Feel like your running out of time? Ho', | | | | shapes: these can be chocolate covered and |
| ho', ho' my friends fret and worry no longer | | | | frosted as well. I can see me gaining a few extra |
| Santa Claus is here to bring you my best list of | | | | pounds already. Maybe there are diet rice krispies |
| edible gifts for the holidays. Why edible gift ideas | | | | treats. |
| you ask? | | | | 5. A Desktop Gumball Machine or M&M |
| Edible gifts are enjoyed by everyone, especially | | | | Machine: NOT for the classroom of course, rather |
| desserts, candy and sweets of all different kinds. | | | | for home enjoyment. |
| Plus with the economy the way it is my elves | | | | 6. A Cookie Bouquet (cookie pops): they come |
| and I had to come up with other ideas to get by | | | | decorated in different shapes and styles. They |
| this holiday season. I hope you all understand. And | | | | are delicious and play a twist on the normal flower |
| we can't afford to let big, expensive gifts go to | | | | bouquets. I once tried one at a house I dropped |
| waste in the event the teachers don't like them. | | | | off some presents to. Ok, I didn't eat it, I just |
| And who doesn't like sweets? Sweets are | | | | looked at it. Maybe I took a nibble. Ok I ate the |
| synonymous with the holidays, right? So that's | | | | whole thing. How else am I supposed to keep my |
| another reason I am suggesting sweets and | | | | Santa form? |
| candy gifts. So without further delay here is the | | | | 7. Message Candy in a holiday mug: you can |
| list, right here. Wait one second. I thought I had it. | | | | create your own customized message on |
| Oh, excuse me one second. I have to call my | | | | chocolate candy pops and then choose the mug |
| head assistant elf on my cell phone to bring it to | | | | for them so they can drink coffee in order to |
| me. Be right back! | | | | stay awake to grade tests and reports. |
| (5 minutes later) | | | | 8. Giant Holiday Decorated Fortune Cookie with |
| I can be so absent-minded during this time of | | | | holiday fortune: I think I saw this idea while |
| year. You know I've got a lot of things on my | | | | working in China I don't remember, but either |
| mind. And right now elementary teacher gifts are | | | | way these are some of the coolest cookies you'll |
| on my mind so here's my list. Just be prepared it | | | | find. It's very unique and different and that's why |
| might make you hungry. Ah let's see here. | | | | I like it. |
| 1. Chocolate Covered Popcorn in a decorative tin: | | | | 9. Chocolate Covered Pretzels in a decorative |
| so the teachers can snack on something yummy | | | | mug: sweet and salty together doused with icing |
| while grading your little ones' papers or they can | | | | and yummy toppings. You know sometimes I feel |
| sneak it in to the theater so they don't have to | | | | salty when I don't eat something sweet for a long |
| pay the high prices. I mean (clearing throat and | | | | time. |
| coughing) wait 'til they get home from the | | | | 10. Lollipop Bouquet: maybe he or she can reward |
| theater. | | | | students for making good marks or grades. |
| 2. Chocolate Covered Apples and Caramel Apples: | | | | Well there you have it folks Santa's Top 10 |
| Oh, it reminds me of my summer vacation to | | | | Elementary School Teacher Edible Christmas Gift |
| Coney Island out on the boardwalk. | | | | Ideas. It may be hard to find some of these at |
| 3. Cookies in a decorative cookie jar: that way he | | | | stores so I recommend you search for them |
| or she will always see it on their desk and will | | | | online. That's what I may need to do this year |
| remember all year round who gave them this | | | | with all the work I have left to do. Then my |
| great gift. Then maybe they will give your child a | | | | reindeer won't have to work so hard. Merry |
| better grade. I mean (clearing throat and coughing | | | | Christmas everyone! |