Avoiding Teachers' Lounge Traps

“When you’re working in a school,”join in on the gossip sessions, but just remember
she said, “stay away from the teachers’that the rumor mill is not only unreliable, it’s
lounge.”fickle. Anyone who will share gossip with you will
Despite having nothing to do with teachingspread gossip about you. Gossiping leads to
language arts, this is the best advice I evermisunderstandings, hurt feelings, and awkward
received.situations at work.
Though the statement seemed like an oddSteer clear of teacher groups who are eager to
warning when Dr. Russell, one of my educationdelve into everyone else’s personal lives.
professors, told my class, it stuck with me. ForSticks and Stones
one thing, I didn’t know of many teachersOnce the complaining snowballs and the rumors
who actually had time to visit the teachers’are out on the table, the conversations tend to
lounge. And what dangers could lurk in one ofbecome vindictive. If you find yourself listening to
these dingy, little rooms…besides empty caloriessomeone rip a fellow teacher to shreds behind her
and fat grams in the vending machines?back, you’ve officially fallen into the
The wisdom behind Dr. Russell’s wordsteachers’ lounge trap. The only way out is to
didn’t really click until after I had beenpolitely excuse yourself and suddenly become
teaching for a few years. I realized that thevery busy with planning lessons or grading papers.
teachers’ lounge isn’t a room. It’sKeep away from grown-up bullies who tear
anyplace where teachers gather toothers down to build themselves up.
“vent.” And the dangers are many.All in Good Fun
Gripes and GrumblesCard-carrying members of the teachers’
Let’s face it, complaining is an easy habit tolounge usually get their laughs at someone
fall into. When coworkers get together to chat,else’s expense. Making fun of students,
it’s usually not long before the talk turnsparents, administrators, and coworkers is their
ugly. The kids are hopeless.  The parents shouldfavorite pastime. If you decide to join the party
have never been allowed to have kids. Educationand get a few laughs yourself, you’ll step on
is going you-know-where in a handbasketa few toes along the way and possibly even
(whatever that is). It’s all doom and gloommake a few enemies. You could also get caught
once the ball gets rolling.up in a more serious situation if the fun gets out
Avoid the gripe sessions, and your day suddenlyof hand and someone complains to the powers
looks much sunnier.that be.
The Rumor MillStick to the golden rule. You can’t go wrong
Another teachers’ lounge trap is theif you treat others as you would want to be
ever-present grapevine. It might be tempting totreated.