A Tale Of Two Types Of Schools

Sitting down in a library and writing downsurely there is less pressure on me to perform
something in a southern state school soundsacademically? I am not "advised" to do activities
pretty bland. If only I had won the lottery or hadjust because it looks good on my Personal
famous relatives or a rich dead grandmother whoStatement. Though Active Listening may be
could have sent me to private school. Thenstretching it a bit, Creative Writing certainly brings
perhaps my expression would have expandedout the pleasure of missing Monday lunchtime.
beyond terms like "something" and repeatingIt is activities such as these that have morphed
verbs such as "down" Though maybe I wasR.G.S. into a school that can only be described as
designed to go to State School, after all whata state-come-private school. Gate-crashing
does "going private" actually offer?countless league tables (The Sutton Trust
Yes, you probably have infinite more amounts ofReport), management conferences and any other
money, wealth and opportunities than me. Yourhigh-art occasions they have distant relations with.
classmates whom most likely have titles likeYearly sporting fixtures with Wellington, Eton,
"Lady Vanessa Forrester-Fletchwood the 3rd"Wycombe Abbey? have proven we can mix with
whom demand the best. In contrast I sit next tothe best. However truthfully isn't it just so we can
Joe Bloggs of Park Road; hiding in a class ofestablish good communication and marvel at their
anonymity amongst my fellow peers. None of usown superior facilities? Is it not just a reflection of
have inherited our way through life, gainedwhat could have been for the optimistic few?
scholarships or have "moots" every semester.In a recent Independent article headmaster Roy
Instead we get a quick shout-out in assembly, anPage was only too quick to highlight our inferior
occasional applause but certainly no scholarships orsurroundings. Most importantly his study has only
merits or whatever.just been decorated and has, until now,
Whether I actually care is another matter, but itoverlooked the decaying nature of the common
points out that by "going private" certainlyroom. I guess it's aptly described as "common"
everything is made a meal out of. From irrelevant,not as "student recreational quarters" like what it's
over-sized portraits of famous owners on theprobably called in private schools.
walls of the canteen hall to the stained singleIf only I had gone to a private school. I could
glazed windows of ours is quite a contrast.have told you the first sentence has qualities of
Though perhaps it's good to live aroundsibilance, has transitive verbs and is in the simple
everything that is embellished right down to thecontinuous. If only this article was written in anger
smallest but sweetest cherry.could I have been more cynical. Perhaps instead I
However when it comes to teaching there is noam fuelled with jealousy and that maybe, just
substitute for getting students, intomaybe, I am still optimistic for these last terms
well-performing universities who are perhaps ofcoming!
"average ability". After all I go to a State School